Why? It better be good!

I AM NOT A LAWYER!

PLEASE DO NOT SEND LEGAL QUESTIONS, CASES OR REQUESTS FOR ADVICE I CANNOT GIVE ANY.

I URGE YOU TO CONTACT A LOCAL ATTORNEY WHO MAY HELP YOU.

OR DO IT YOURSELF!

HOW TO NOT DO IT YOURSELF IS RIGHT HERE.

    Should your contact not be real (ie: trash) don't bother.
    I'll never see it.